What would you do if over the hoizon, you saw a pirate ship on land and it was "floating" and they started yelling out russian terms that meant "Give me cheese!", "No more shovels!" and "I will do away with licsence plates!"?

I would run wildly trying to shake him off and get a salt shaker and shake it in his eyes.

What would you do if $37,652.87 was offered to you by John F. Kennedy in the year 2015?

Oh god! Run! As I run, I think back of my repressed memory in China and trip over a blue pen in the floor and fall and I hit my head on the edge of the coffee table and bleed out. Then I try to escape and fall down the hill to my death. I am KOTG

King of the ground

Important.

My bomb shelter cannot be penetrated.

I would run out the house and yell about Armageddon and run back in and spread holy water.

What would you do if Chuck Norris showed up at your house and asked you for a piece of whole wheat bread and you had none?

Should I be glad? Lulz.

This game works like this. I start off by saying What would you do if__________ The next poster says what they would do. Then the poster says What would you do if_________ And so on. I will start: What would you do if woke up in the morning and was grabbed from behind, and a mysterious figure punche...

Route.

So sad.