Zorg Empire

Okay!
I know this is a strategy game and to reach the high heavens of immortal remembrance, you need to be a serious strategic genius!
Or...

...say something funny at the right (wrong) moment...

This thread is dedicated to the funny lines players said in chat...some still play, some don't , but the lines and remarks last (well ok, as long as this server is supported).

Please DO NOT post anything of critical information, gamewise or other...nor offensive stuff...edgy is ok though

I'll post a couple from the alliance I'm in on X.
BR,
TH

As in many cases reposting makes a mess of the chronology...so...
generally posted as " read bottom up"



FleetHound 21 hours ago
*hound puts down beer and pays attention*

WaterDragoness 21 hours ago
no, but you could make me purr if you pet me in the right way. but you gotta get permission from yuna andpulsar first

CrazyHorse88 22 hours ago
Are you purring?

WaterDragoness 22 hours ago
hmm

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Thunderheart 06 minutes ago
(I now mine are more shiny then his anyways!, you seen my new rims on the cruisers lately?)

Thunderheart 07 minutes ago
roflol WD!
you can put that in the best jokes section !

"My destroyer is bigger then yours!"

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Ari 03 minutes ago
Kitteh has all of the power. Them are just figureheads.

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Last longer than your probes.. lmfao
FleetHound 03 minutes ago

lol
that's like a chinese second then?
never know how long those last!
Thunderheart 03 minutes ago

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MistressPulsar 02 minutes ago
nope, sorry, kissing rights are reserved for yuna and dragoness alone.

Perses 01 minute ago
Nuh uh...thems the rules since I was a kid and that was a loooooong time ago

MistressPulsar 01 minute ago
the rules have changed, old man

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Perses 01 minute ago
Boy...you call me a boy when I have more meat hanging down than Oscar Meyer has hanging up

Perses 01 minute ago
I have balls bigger than king kong

Perses 01 minute ago
And I have enough hair on my *** to weave a blanket...yet she calls me a boy

Perses 20 seconds ago
Boys play with toys...my name is Glenn and I play with Gwen

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Ari 2 hours ago
oooh, pretty. fleet go crashy crashy boom

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Pulsar 10 hours ago
But you'll want to upgrade your nanites soon, as well... What's your highest level manure factory?


-- with thanx to WaterDragoness for saving all these outt of the blue expressions, made in chat over the last year or so

Well When i Used to Play on Massacre Jackal/Sprog Sent me a FUNNY Chat of Him With Dennis/Whoisit/Noob
i Request Jackal to Post that Here If He Would

Declined...apart from the fact that personal messages are not to be posted here, I find most of Whoisits messages to be abusive....same as his brother Freakers who tend to be foul and abusive ......

Oh,TH... These are truly embarrassing... lol, you're ruining my image (as well as exposing the truly atrocious autocorrect on my phone to the whole of Zorg)! Good times, though. Miss it. (although I see you didn't post the best ones)

Good times, lol. Let's see the rest of 'em TH

Best ones for clubcard holders only

But these are a kickoff to see if anybody else in the game does actually say something funny ingame?

0.o

(maybe we really are a truly oddball bunch)