*kicks spiff down the hill*
sorry for keeping you waiting, i'v been busy with my other hills..
KOTH !

Your molehills you mean. This hill is for a real spaceman. I punt you over the rainbow. KOTH.

ok i know this has been going on for a while...

For a while, the US defined a mountain as being 1,000 feet (304.8 m) or more tall.

my office building is taller than 1000 feet. so i guess i am on top of a mountain...

this game is not for me ... i will wait for you to fight for a mountain ...

Why spy talked on to his imaginary friend, I pushed him out of his office building and reclaimed the hill. KOTH

Since i am only 3 apples tall, i have been sitting behind the bush on some Hill watching all these people come and do horrible things to each other in an effort to be King. Of course none have noticed me so they don't realize i have always been here and i am KOTH. They simply come, defile and get exiled. It's like a parade.


KOTH

since you're only 3 apples tall your hill's maybe a watermelon.
I eat half of your "hill' and use the other half to bait and kill kanobi !
KOTH !

I slap you all and take KOTH.

i drop a nuke on the hill from my much larger hill

i rip off thelonghorned1 horns and kill him with them, KOTH

then a storm of those horns apear killing everyone on the highest hill and the legendary, "thelonghorned1," falls from heaven onto the top of the hill.