Deal. They will now compliment your firmness while probing you.
I wish to be the last poster in the topic.

You are in an obscure topic no one cares about

I wish I was the last poster in Last one to post wins

Granted. The Web achieves consciousness, decides people are kind of annoying and icky and does away with all of us just as you post the very last reply on ANY topic. Thanks a lot triad.

I wish Dr. triad3 hadn't made that wish.

I didn't however your post now has no relevance due to it being in response to nothing so either
a)The paradox of it destroys your account
b)your account stays intact but you are regarded as crazy for talking to yourself
though option b may be better for you as here insanity is good.

I wish I could visit an asylum

Granted, when visiting you see a mysterious pamphlet on the ground. When you pick it up, it is written in crazy messed up language. When you take it to the person at the front desk (who is insane), they can read it perfectly, which in turn causes them to believe you are insane, and thus lock you up. Your new roommate is Novac, who currently thinks he's Chippy the squirrel. Enjoy your stay at Ronald McDonald's House for the special.

I wish resources built up faster.

You do only you are also raided faster

I wish someone appreciated my new avatar

I do, but you de-evolve into a pichu.

I wish I didn't know so much about pokemon.

You do only now your life is empty

I wish I had a thunderstone and was still a pikachu

granted but the thunderstone doesnt work and your pikachu has rabies


i wish i had prototype 2

granted but you will die a virgin

I wish time would pass faster