Never Fear Arramar is here!

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Pfffffffffffffttttttttt silent fart followed by loud screech from feed back.

Arramar the mighty (mighty what? don't know yet!) just made planet fall. Splllllllllllllllllat
Lock up your robots, zimmer frames and spaceships cause I'm learnin fast...well taking me a few days on each bit.

Once I work out the terrible secret of colonisation (sorry that should be with a Z or ZZZZZZZZZ because I am losing sleep trying to work it out!!!!) The Universe is mine. (Them bits I can see and if no one fights back that is)

Be afraid, (I might be living near you and attack you by accident.) Be very afraid!

Arramar

Loud bang from shorting electrics followed by two more silent farts pffffffffft pfffffffffffft and a follow through!

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